I'd like to think I am adult at age 31 - but apparently I am not adult enough to remember to purchase coffee when I am at the grocery store over the weekend.
The green highlighter is the most elusive color of highlighters.
Kudos to the building I work in for finally turning the heat on. In April. To 180 degrees. Pretty sure all the females (and probably the males) though they were going through the change of life.
A coworker and I were trying to figure out if hand sanitizer goes bad. What prompted the discussion was I used the bottle of hand sanitize on my desk for the first time in about 5 years and it was so potent it burned my eyes. It might not be as harsh if it was mixed with some tonic and a slice of lime.
Thank god the office was practically empty when I was scared by the life size statue in my company's lobby. Me squealing and jumping a foot into the air would have knocked a few points of my intimidation factor.
I like that I have to do division to figure out how many vacation days I have this year since our payroll site gives it to me in hours instead of days. (Please note the sarcasm - it's weird to see you have 170.5 hours of PTO for the year.)
Today is April 15th - the day you have to have your taxes done by. I don't understand why the lines are always so long at the post office on this day. It's not a surprise that you have to have them done by today, why did you wait? You should have been like me and downloaded the Turbo Tax app last night at about 10:00 p.m. while scurrying around like a madwoman trying to find your W2.
~ The Office Scribe
On Releases, Passionate and Otherwise.
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